{"id":898,"date":"2015-12-03T16:19:41","date_gmt":"2015-12-03T14:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=898"},"modified":"2015-12-03T16:19:41","modified_gmt":"2015-12-03T14:19:41","slug":"la-noi-in-salon-e-agitatie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2015\/12\/03\/la-noi-in-salon-e-agitatie\/","title":{"rendered":"La noi \u00een salon e agita\u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Este o zi de groaz\u0103, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 s\u0103 mai ies din rezerv\u0103. Sunt prea multe informa\u021bii \u00eentr-un timp foarte scurt care \u00eemi bulverseaz\u0103 existen\u021ba:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>jurnali\u0219tii <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evz.ro\/socant-medicii-de-la-spitalul-de-arsi-confirma-trei-raniti-de-la-colectiv-au-murit-din-cauza-infectiilor.html\">descoper\u0103 \u0218OCA\u021aI<\/a> c\u0103 trei victime din Colectiv au murit din cauza infec\u021biilor. Sigur, s-a comunicat \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u00eenceput, chiar obsesiv, c\u0103 aceasta va fi una din cauzele mor\u021bii celor care erau interna\u021bi cu arsuri grave. Sigur c\u0103 \u00een toate statisticile medicale, infec\u021biile sunt principala cauz\u0103 de deces la pacien\u021bii cu arsuri. Dar ei descoper\u0103 \u0219oca\u021bi.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sper s\u0103 nu afle c\u0103 principala cauz\u0103 a mor\u021bii la modul general este na\u0219terea. Or s\u0103 fie de-a dreptul bulversa\u021bi, or s\u0103 cear\u0103 interzicerea sexului in scop de procreere \u0219i pedepsirea celor vinova\u021bi<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2015\/09\/29\/cele-sapte-boli-venerice-ale-romaniei\/\">domnul Herpes<\/a> iese iar \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i le bate obrazul p\u0103rinte\u0219te oficialilor vremii c\u0103 de fapt \u0219tiau de infec\u021bii din 2008 \u0219i nu au f\u0103cut nimic. Nu are nici o relevan\u021b\u0103 faptul c\u0103 el a condus \u021bara din 2004 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2014, cu m\u00e2n\u0103 de fier, iar anul 2008 la care face referire este undeva \u00een doar prima jum\u0103tate a primei jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bi a mandatului s\u0103u dar&#8230;ceilal\u021bi sunt vinova\u021bi. P\u0103i cum altfel? Lui nu-i pute gura c\u00e2nd m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 usturoi, iar c\u00e2nd bag\u0103 fasole trage b\u0103\u0219ini cu parfum de lev\u0103n\u021bic\u0103. Doar \u201eceilal\u021bi\u201d \u00eemput atmosfera.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>poate-teroristul Atilla pare s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00een fiecare poz\u0103<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/beke-istvan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-899\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/beke-istvan.jpg\" alt=\"beke-istvan\" width=\"314\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/beke-istvan.jpg 314w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/beke-istvan-300x266.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>poate-teroristul Atilla \u0219i-a comandat artificiile de pe Internet \u0219i se preg\u0103tea s\u0103 destabilizeze Rom\u00e2nia pocnind petarde \u00eentr-un co\u0219 de gunoi la o manifesta\u021bie \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 cu 88% popula\u021bie de etnie&#8230;maghiar\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Batman-Bomb-77710.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-900\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Batman-Bomb-77710.gif\" alt=\"Batman-Bomb-77710\" width=\"350\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>rudele \u0219i prietenii poate-teroristului Atilla fac o manifesta\u021bie de sus\u021binere a acestuia, afirm\u00e2nd c\u0103 el nu e vinovat de nimic, nu este poate-terorist, nu este extremist, nu este separatist, cum nu sunt nici unul dintre ei. \u0218i \u00eent\u0103resc cele spuse strig\u00e2nd \u00een cor \u201eUngaria, Ungaria\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>cet\u0103\u021beanului rom\u00e2n Beke Istvan Attila, c\u00e2nd a fost interogat de autorit\u0103\u021bile rom\u00e2ne ale \u021b\u0103rii \u00een care traie\u0219te \u0219i al c\u0103rei cet\u0103\u021bean este, respectiv Rom\u00e2nia, nu i s-a asigurat un&#8230;.. translator. Este adev\u0103rat c\u0103 mul\u021bi cet\u0103\u021beni rom\u00e2ni vorbesc limba rom\u00e2na ca \u0219i cum ar fi o limb\u0103 total str\u0103in\u0103, dar cred c\u0103 totu\u0219i treaba cu translatorul este un pic exagerat\u0103, nu cred c\u0103 exist\u0103 translator din rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103. Nici gugle nu are a\u0219a ceva. Este o problem\u0103 pe care un logoped \u0219i un profesor de limba rom\u00e2na ar trebui s\u0103 o rezolve relativ u\u0219or<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>conform anchetatorilor, poate-teroristul Atilla avea \u201e<a href=\"http:\/\/www.evz.ro\/evz-a-aflat-cum-a-inceput-ancheta-din-secuime-bomba-de-la-targu-secuiesc-a-fost-adusa-in-colet-prin-posta.html\">o cutie ca de pantofi plin\u0103 cu petarde, pe care a comandat-o prin Internet<\/a>\u201d. Cred c\u0103 anchetatorii ar trebui s\u0103 re\u021bin\u0103 pentru investiga\u021bii \u00eentreg poporul rom\u00e2n, pentru c\u0103 Atilla este mic copil av\u00e2nd doar echivalentul unei cutii de pantofi. Noi rom\u00e2nii avem cea mai mare cl\u0103dire administrativ\u0103 din lume(!) pe care am umplut-o cu 588 de petarde, mult mai periculoase dec\u00e2t orice \u0219i-ar comanda cineva prin Internet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Palatul-Parlamentului.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-909\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Palatul-Parlamentului.jpg\" alt=\"Palatul-Parlamentului\" width=\"819\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Palatul-Parlamentului.jpg 819w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Palatul-Parlamentului-300x101.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>dup\u0103 ce a fost dat\u0103 publicit\u0103\u021bii lista cu materialele preg\u0103tite pentru ac\u021biunea poate-terorist\u0103 de c\u0103tre Atilla, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 zilnic v\u0103d cel pu\u021bin 30 \u2013 40 de poate-terori\u0219ti mai periculo\u0219i prin dotare decat Atilla, doar \u00een zona Obor. \u00cen Bucure\u0219ti cred c\u0103 sunt c\u00e2teva mii. Pe \u0103ia nu \u00eei ia nimeni la \u00eentreb\u0103ri?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 le dea pastilele c\u0103 poate se lini\u0219tesc. Dup\u0103 aia poate \u00eemi dezleag\u0103 \u0219i mie m\u00e2necile de la spate \u0219i m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb pu\u021bin prin curte.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/camasa-forta.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-903\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/camasa-forta.jpg\" alt=\"camasa forta\" width=\"183\" height=\"275\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Este o zi de groaz\u0103, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 s\u0103 mai ies din rezerv\u0103. Sunt prea multe informa\u021bii \u00eentr-un timp foarte scurt care \u00eemi bulverseaz\u0103 existen\u021ba: &nbsp; jurnali\u0219tii descoper\u0103 \u0218OCA\u021aI<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"theme-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2015\/12\/03\/la-noi-in-salon-e-agitatie\/\" >READ MORE<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":902,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nu-gandi-ca-doare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":910,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions\/910"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}