{"id":314,"date":"2015-09-01T20:13:33","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T17:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=314"},"modified":"2015-09-01T16:54:18","modified_gmt":"2015-09-01T13:54:18","slug":"solutia-finala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2015\/09\/01\/solutia-finala\/","title":{"rendered":"Solutia finala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ungurii au gasit solutia la problema imigrantilor: construiesc un gard. Pentru ca gardurile in mod evident vor transforma Ungaria intr-o fortareata inexpugnabila. Nu exista ceva mai tare decat gardul.<\/p>\n<p>Cu ajutorul unor surse carora nu le vom face publica identitatea de frica unor represalii atat de ingrozitoare incat nici nu putem sa ni le imaginam date fiind informatiile obtinute, am identificat o lista secreta a guvernului Ungariei cu variante de rezerva pentru cazul in care gardul, in ciuda infailibilitatii lui, nu va da rezultate:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ridicarea unor usi pe granitele cu statele vecine. Acestea vor fi puse in camp, la distanta de maxim 1 km una de cealalta. Cand in mod natural refugiatii vor incerca sa le foloseasca pentru a intra in Ungaria, vor constata cu stupoare ca sunt incuiate<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/RedDoor-MM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-315\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/RedDoor-MM.jpg\" alt=\"RedDoor-MM\" width=\"416\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/RedDoor-MM.jpg 416w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/RedDoor-MM-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Imagini 3D desenate la granita, cu gropi uriase care ii vor descuraja pe refugiati<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desene-3D.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-316\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desene-3D.jpg\" alt=\"desene 3D\" width=\"440\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desene-3D.jpg 440w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desene-3D-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Instalarea, la fiecare 500 m pe toata lungimea granitei, a unor angajati barbosi, cu turban, care sa agite steaguri ISIS si sa strige tare in araba \u201cBine ati venit in Siria\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Flag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-317\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Flag.jpg\" alt=\"Flag\" width=\"270\" height=\"186\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Acoperirea intregii Ungarii pe o perioada de 3 luni cu o prelata care sa imite un desert<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desert.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-318\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desert.jpg\" alt=\"SONY DSC\" width=\"355\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desert.jpg 355w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/desert-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Angajarea unor calauze autorizate, care sa inlocuiasca actualele calauze ilegale. Singura conditie la angajare: sa fie orbi, ca sa nimereasca Braila<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Braila.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-319\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Braila.jpg\" alt=\"Braila\" width=\"332\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Braila.jpg 332w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Braila-273x300.jpg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Ungurii au gasit solutia la problema imigrantilor: construiesc un gard. Pentru ca gardurile in mod evident vor transforma Ungaria intr-o fortareata inexpugnabila. 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