{"id":1515,"date":"2016-10-13T16:23:12","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T13:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2016-10-13T17:00:19","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T14:00:19","slug":"dumnezeu-exista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/10\/13\/dumnezeu-exista\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumnezeu exist\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tragedieeeeeee, mi-a\u021bi \u00eempu\u0219cat ursule\u021bul, criminali uciga\u0219i omor\u00e2tori de fiin\u021be vii ce sunte\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bine, nu era ursule\u021bul meu personal, \u00eens\u0103 simt ca \u0219i cum ar fi fost, pentru c\u0103 sunt o persoan\u0103 cu suflet incomensurabil \u0219i inim\u0103 menstrual\u0103 c\u00e2nd aud astfel de \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dar hai s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem, am o capacitate limitat\u0103 de a menstrua la inim\u0103 \u0219i a pi\u0219a ochii pentru cauze ecologice, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi de la mine s\u0103 am aceast\u0103 reac\u021bie c\u00e2nd este vorba de orice e viu pe lumea asta.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt un tip prea important ca s\u0103 \u00eemi pese de tot. Egalitatea fiin\u021belor de pe planeta asta \u00een fa\u021ba mor\u021bii nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t la nivel declarativ, atunci c\u00e2nd o pot folosi ca argument \u00een favoarea ac\u021biunilor mele \u0219i am de fapt un singur criteriu dup\u0103 care m\u0103 ghidez atunci c\u00e2nd este vorba de terminat o via\u021b\u0103: dac\u0103 \u00eemi placi \u0219i nu te consider bun de m\u00e2ncat, nu ar trebui s\u0103 fii omor\u00e2t \u0219i o s\u0103 m\u0103 lupt pentru tine ca s\u0103 m\u0103 simt util \u0219i relevant.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 nu imi placi, e\u0219ti gustos sau \u00eemi e\u0219ti pur \u0219i simplu indiferent&#8230; nasol! E\u0219ti pe cont propriu. S-ar putea chiar s\u0103 te omor eu, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cu alte cuvinte, \u00een lumea mea eu sunt Dumnezeu. Eram convins c\u0103 Dumnezeu nu exist\u0103, dar m-am \u00een\u0219elat \u0219i sunt destul de corect s\u0103 recunosc asta.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/I-am-God.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1519\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/I-am-God-300x152.gif\" alt=\"i-am-god\" width=\"300\" height=\"152\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dumnezeu exist\u0103 pentru c\u0103 fiecare dintre noi suntem un Dumnezeu, ne comport\u0103m ca atare \u0219i fiecare dintre noi decidem cine are dreptul s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u0219i cine nu \u00een func\u021bie de ce ne place sau ce \u00een\u021belegem din lume, c\u0103 a\u0219a vrea mu\u0219chiul nostru divin.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spre clarificare, \u00een universul \u00een care sunt eu Dumnezeu:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>a) Vom considera \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bite la via\u021b\u0103 urm\u0103toarele viet\u0103\u021bi:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>c\u00e2ini, pisici, cai, ur\u0219i, veveri\u021be, r\u00e2\u0219i, feline mari, elefanti, girafe (ok, pentru a fi succint s\u0103 zicem animalele din Africa, dar s\u0103 fie \u00een habitatul lor natural, respectiv la Gradina Zoologic\u0103 sau la Circ) \u0219i majoritatea oamenilor<\/strong>. Hai poate \u0219i ornitorincul, c\u0103 prea e amuzant \u0219i m\u0103 simt generos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>b) Vom considera c\u0103 nu sunt \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bite la via\u021b\u0103 urm\u0103toarele viet\u0103\u021bi, pe categorii:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CATEGORIA \u201eSUNT PREA GUSTOASE, NU \u00ceMI PAS\u0102 CE SIMT\u201d:<\/strong> porci, vaci, oi, capre, p\u0103s\u0103ri de curte<\/p>\n<p><strong>CATEGORIA <\/strong><strong>\u201eSUNT GUSTOASE \u0218I ESTE CLAR C\u0102 NU AU SENTIMENTE, PENTRU C\u0102 EU NU SUNT CAPABIL S\u0102 EMPATIZEZ CU ELE\u201d<\/strong>: pe\u0219ti, scoici, creve\u021bi, caracati\u021be, sepii, homari (fructe de mare \u00een general) \u0219i c\u00e2teva plante<\/p>\n<p><strong>CATEGORIA \u201e\u00ceMI PROVOAC\u0102 DISCONFORT\u201d<\/strong>: roz\u0103toare, g\u00e2ndaci, insecte, plante care \u00een\u021beap\u0103 sau miros ur\u00e2t<\/p>\n<p><strong>CATEGORIA \u201eM\u0102 DOARE-N CURUL MEU DIVIN DE ELE\u201d<\/strong>: restul de animale \u0219i plante care nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, nu le cunosc sau pur \u0219i simplu sunt ur\u00e2te. Plus unii oameni<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i pentru c\u0103 sunt un suflet mare, cum am stabilit de la \u00eenceput, cedez drepturile de autor \u0219i chiar \u00eencurajez libera folosin\u021b\u0103 a argumenta\u021biei din titlul categoriei a doua tuturor Dumnezeilor vegetarieni, vegani, raw-vegani, macrobiotici, frutariani, deosebitani, ma-doare-n-cur-ani \u0219i nu-g\u00e2ndesc-dar-sunt-special-ani, care cred c\u0103 fiind Dumnezei pot decide total empiric c\u0103 ceva viu e ok de omor\u00e2t iar altceva nu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Sheep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1518\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Sheep-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"sheep\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Sheep-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Sheep-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Sheep.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 v\u0103 fie mai u\u0219or, pute\u021bi inclusiv s\u0103 argumenta\u021bi a\u0219a: plantele nu \u021bip\u0103, nu se \u00eencrunt\u0103, nu pl\u00e2ng deci nu sunt fiin\u021be. Roz\u0103toarele, g\u00e2ndacii \u0219i p\u0103ianjenii m\u0103 sperie in timp ce \u021b\u00e2n\u021barii \u0219i mu\u0219tele m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103. Iar via\u021ba e sf\u00e2nt\u0103 doar dac\u0103 sufer\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod \u00een care eu pot s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg suferin\u021ba sau daca nu \u00eemi provoac\u0103 sentimente contradictorii cu starea mea natural\u0103 de zen. Daca sufer\u0103 altfel, m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 sau m\u0103 sperie, nu uita\u021bi, eu sunt Dumnezeu, eu decid ce este corect.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crede\u021bi c\u0103 sunt Dumnezeu, v\u0103 pot dovedi. Vede\u021bi \u00eentrerup\u0103torul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 fie lumin\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bec.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1516\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bec-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"bec\" width=\"226\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bec-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/bec.jpg 560w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Tragedieeeeeee, mi-a\u021bi \u00eempu\u0219cat ursule\u021bul, criminali uciga\u0219i omor\u00e2tori de fiin\u021be vii ce sunte\u021bi! &nbsp; Bine, nu era ursule\u021bul meu personal, \u00eens\u0103 simt ca \u0219i cum ar fi fost, pentru c\u0103<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"theme-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/10\/13\/dumnezeu-exista\/\" >READ MORE<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1517,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-m-am-nascut-eu-pe-mine-m-am"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1515"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1538,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515\/revisions\/1538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}