{"id":1398,"date":"2016-07-22T11:56:04","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T08:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1398"},"modified":"2016-07-22T11:59:25","modified_gmt":"2016-07-22T08:59:25","slug":"in-iad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/07\/22\/in-iad\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen Iad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hipocrate, Aristotel, Arhimede, Da Vinci, Copernic, Newton, Michelangelo, Mozart, Beethoven, Einstein, Muhammad Ali, Maica Tereza, Oskar Schindler, Nelson Mandella, Elvis Presley, Louis Pasteur, Mahatma Ghandi, Voltaire&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;.\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un num\u0103r incredibil de mare din genul \u0103sta de oameni sunt \u00een Iad. Ah, \u0219i foarte mul\u021bi bebelu\u0219i. Incredibil de mul\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ard \u00een chinuri pentru eternitate \u0219i a\u0219a le trebuie!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 nu s-au botezat \u00een religia corect\u0103 \u0219i au crezut \u00een alt zeu suprem dec\u00e2t \u0103la adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sau au crezut \u00een acela\u0219i zeu dar au mi\u0219cat m\u00e2na de la st\u00e2nga la dreapta \u0219i au citit o alt\u0103 variant\u0103 a aceleia\u0219i c\u0103r\u021bi cu pove\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sau nu au crezut deloc.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sau au murit p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apuce cineva s\u0103 \u00eei boteze, c\u0103 singuri nu puteau.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sau deja muriser\u0103 c\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut cre\u0219tinismul, dar la fel ca \u00een multe situa\u021bii din Codul Penal, faptul c\u0103 nu ai \u0219tiut nu te absolv\u0103 de vin\u0103 iar sanc\u021biunea se aplic\u0103 \u0219i retroactiv.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hell-yeah.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1402\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hell-yeah-300x250.jpg\" alt=\"hell yeah\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 am o dilem\u0103: s\u0103 fac ce trebuie ca dup\u0103 ce mor s\u0103 ajung \u00een Rai? \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 acolo, pe l\u00e2nga oamenii buni dar probabil s\u0103raci cu duhul, sunt mul\u021bi criminali, pedofili, hoti sau violatori care au crezut \u00een cine trebuie, au recunoscut sub o bucat\u0103 de p\u00e2nz\u0103 ce au f\u0103cut, au m\u00e2ncat o buc\u0103\u021bic\u0103 de p\u00e2ine veche, au b\u0103ut ni\u0219te vin cu linguri\u021ba \u0219i au recitat ni\u0219te cuvinte magice.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00een Iad, unde compania pare mai interesant\u0103? \u00cen plus, sunt incomparabil mai mul\u021bi bebelu\u0219i acolo. Iar eu iubesc bebelu\u0219ii \u0219i n-ar fi chiar r\u0103u s\u0103 \u00eemi petrec eternitatea \u00een compania lor, chiar dac\u0103 fierbem to\u021bi \u00een cazane de smoal\u0103. E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 or s\u0103 fie multe \u021bipete, dar nu m-ar deranja, bebelu\u0219ii oricum \u021bip\u0103 mai tot timpul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i mai e ceva.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt mai mult de 4.000 de religii. Dac\u0103 alta este adevarat\u0103, oricum merg \u00een Iadul lor. Practic, dac\u0103 sunt cea mai bun\u0103 fiin\u021b\u0103 de pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt, am mai multe \u0219anse s\u0103 \u00eemi intre un careu servit la poker dec\u0103t s\u0103 ajung in Rai.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Probabilit\u0103\u021bi, dileme morale, alegeri de f\u0103cut &#8230;. greu&#8230; via\u021ba e de c\u0103cat, apoi mori &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Death.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1403\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Death-300x254.jpg\" alt=\"Death\" width=\"300\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Death-300x254.jpg 300w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Death.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Hipocrate, Aristotel, Arhimede, Da Vinci, Copernic, Newton, Michelangelo, Mozart, Beethoven, Einstein, Muhammad Ali, Maica Tereza, Oskar Schindler, Nelson Mandella, Elvis Presley, Louis Pasteur, Mahatma Ghandi, Voltaire&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;.\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"theme-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/07\/22\/in-iad\/\" >READ MORE<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-esti-pidosnic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1420,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions\/1420"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}