{"id":1316,"date":"2016-06-13T18:38:52","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T15:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2016-06-13T18:38:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T15:38:52","slug":"pastrama-de-miorita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/06\/13\/pastrama-de-miorita\/","title":{"rendered":"Pastram\u0103 de Miori\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Vineri sear\u0103 am v\u0103zut meciul Fran\u021ba \u2013 Rom\u00e2nia. \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp s-a mai jucat un meci Fran\u021ba \u2013 Rom\u00e2nia de care lumea este entuziasmat\u0103, dar la mine pe cablu nu s-a transmis.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen meciul pe care l-am v\u0103zut eu, Fran\u021ba a dat mai multe goluri dec\u00e2t Rom\u00e2nia. Am verificat temeinic regulamentul, zice c\u0103 a\u0219a se c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 meciurile.<\/p>\n

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C\u0103 lumea a fost entuziasmat\u0103 \u00een seara respectiv\u0103 de cum a jucat Rom\u00e2nia, pot s\u0103 \u00eenteleg, pentru c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de mult se bea c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 lumea la meci. La o anumit\u0103 cantitate de alcool devine atractiv\u0103 \u0219i Monica Macovei, \u00a0dar\u0103mite un meci de fotbal. Dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 a doua zi, dup\u0103 ce ficatul \u0219i-a facut treaba, te ui\u021bi pe pern\u0103, te ui\u021bi la ni\u0219te relu\u0103ri, rememorezi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dai seama: era de preferat o lab\u0103 trist\u0103. \u00cen ambele situa\u021bii.<\/p>\n

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Nicu\u0219or Stanciu zice \u201cCred c\u0103 cei din \u0163ar\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ndri de noi, chiar dac\u0103 am pierdut\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Mmmm… ba p-a m\u0103-tii.<\/p>\n

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Nu am nimic cu Nicu\u0219or sau cu mama lui, doar c\u0103 eu nu vreau s\u0103 fiu m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 nu reu\u0219im s\u0103 facem lucruri. Bine, este adev\u0103rat c\u0103 eu nu am nici o contribu\u021bie la meciul de vineri, la fel cum este adev\u0103rat c\u0103 oamenii \u0103ia nu au jucat pentru mine sau pentru vecinul meu de bloc. Au jucat pentru ei \u0219i pentru ni\u0219te bani.<\/p>\n

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Mai important \u00eens\u0103, au jucat \u00eentr-o competi\u021bie. C\u0103 dac\u0103 joci \u00een fa\u021ba blocului, se cheam\u0103 hobby \u0219i po\u021bi s\u0103 fii fericit indiferent de rezultat, este locul unde chiar conteaz\u0103 doar c\u0103 joci.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00een schimb ajungi la o competi\u021bie \u00eentre echipele reprezentative ale unor \u021b\u0103ri, se cheam\u0103 profesie. Iar dac\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 te \u00eentreci cu al\u021bii la nivel profesionist \u0219i e\u0219ti mul\u021bumit de cum ai jucat dup\u0103 ce tocmai ai pierdut, nu prea \u00een\u021belegi ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 competi\u021bia \u0219i de ce cau\u021bi tu acolo. E ca \u0219i cum ai fost violat azinoapte de unii cu care ai b\u0103ut la bar, dar beat mang\u0103 fiind nu \u00ee\u021bi mai aminte\u0219ti, a\u0219a c\u0103 doar te lauzi ca prostul c\u0103 ai baut cu b\u0103ie\u021bii, de\u0219i simti o jen\u0103 c\u00e2nd mergi, iar \u201cb\u0103ie\u021bii\u201d cam r\u00e2d c\u00e2nd te v\u0103d.<\/p>\n

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Singurul scop al unei competi\u021bii este s\u0103 vezi care este mai bun: care scuip\u0103 mai departe, care bate mai bine, care o are mai mare.<\/p>\n

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C\u00e2nd vezi la marile finale din orice sport c\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219it unul pl\u00e2nge, e pentru c\u0103 nu a c\u00e2stigat. \u00cel doare \u00een cur c\u0103 a jucat bine \u0219i a ajuns \u00een final\u0103, cam cum te doare pe tine dup\u0103 noaptea cu b\u0103ie\u021bii.<\/p>\n

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M-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 tot avem atitudinea asta de Miori\u021ba. Dac\u0103 suntem s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i la cap, trebuie s\u0103 schimb\u0103m \u201cbalada na\u021bional\u0103\u201d de care suntem at\u0103t de m\u00e2ndrii \u0219i care ne define\u0219te comportamentul.<\/p>\n

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\"miorita<\/a><\/p>\n

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Trebuie s\u0103 facem versiunea \u00een care, c\u00e2nd vine Miori\u021ba s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 c\u0103 vor unii s\u0103 ne omoare, mai \u00eent\u00e2i belim oaia, c\u0103 Miori\u021ba e doar o oaie care \u00ee\u0219i pierde vremea vorbind \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i vad\u0103 de f\u0103cut lapte \u0219i crescut l\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Apoi o facem din ea o pastram\u0103, o m\u00e2nc\u0103m, o diger\u0103m, o cac\u0103m, iar c\u00e2nd am terminat mergem s\u0103 \u00eei t\u0103iem \u0219i pe \u0103ia care vroiau s\u0103 ne omoare. S\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 mai bine m\u0103icu\u021ba lor cu br\u00e2ul de l\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103icu\u021ba noastr\u0103 g\u0103te\u0219te bine \u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 nu pl\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n

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  Vineri sear\u0103 am v\u0103zut meciul Fran\u021ba \u2013 Rom\u00e2nia. \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp s-a mai jucat un meci Fran\u021ba \u2013 Rom\u00e2nia de care lumea este entuziasmat\u0103, dar la mine<\/p>\n

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