{"id":1302,"date":"2016-06-10T14:46:59","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T11:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1302"},"modified":"2016-06-10T14:46:59","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T11:46:59","slug":"sunt-norvegian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/06\/10\/sunt-norvegian\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunt Norvegian"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Norvegia devine prima \u021bar\u0103 care interzice prin lege t\u0103ierea copacilor<\/a>. Activi\u0219tii ecologi\u0219ti de pe facebook activeaz\u0103: \u201cUite c\u0103 se poate! C\u00e2t o s\u0103 mai dureze p\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 fie \u0219i la noi a\u0219a? Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 civiliza\u021bie, a\u0219a putem salva planeta. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Norvegia!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Eu nu sunt nici activist nici ecologist, ru\u0219ine s\u0103 \u00eemi fie! Dar m\u0103 \u00eencurc\u0103 ceva: am g\u00e2nduri \u00een cap.<\/p>\n

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M-am uitat \u0219i eu \u0219i nu am v\u0103zut ca Norvegia s\u0103 fi dat \u0219i o lege prin care s\u0103 interzic\u0103 folosirea produselor din lemn \u00een minunata \u021bar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Adic\u0103 o lege care s\u0103 zic\u0103 \u201cm\u0103i norvegianule, nu mai ai voie s\u0103 pui mileul \u0219i pe\u0219tele de sticl\u0103 pe comoda ta de lemn. Trebuie s\u0103 fie din alt material, ca s\u0103 nu se mai taie p\u0103durile\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Nu. Au zis doar \u201c\u0219tii ce? Noi nu mai t\u0103iem, suntem ecologi\u0219ti. T\u0103ia\u021bi voi, c\u0103 \u00eel cump\u0103r\u0103m de la voi.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Cu alte cuvinte, ecologia asta func\u021bioneaz\u0103 la fel ca religia: invent\u0103m reguli \u0219i le interpret\u0103m cum vrem noi ca s\u0103 ne fie nou\u0103 bine. Restul, s\u0103 \u00eei ia dracu\u2019…<\/p>\n

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Ce tare e s\u0103 fii activist \u0219i ecologist pe facebook!<\/p>\n

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Ah, s\u0103 nu uit: aceia\u0219i activi\u0219ti s-au cufurit de cur\u00e2nd c\u0103 Barnevernet, din aceea\u0219i Norvegie, a luat copiii familiei Bodnariu. Atunci Norvegia era c\u00e2h, de\u0219i nu \u0219tie nimeni de fapt ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<\/p>\n

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Eu c\u00e2nd m\u0103 fac mare, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 fac norvegian.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 nu, m\u0103car activist pe facebook, s\u0103 nu \u00eenteleg nimic din ce mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103… C\u0103 dureros de adev\u0103rat\u0103 e vorba aia cu \u201cferici\u021bi cei s\u0103raci cu duhul.\u201d<\/p>\n

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  Norvegia devine prima \u021bar\u0103 care interzice prin lege t\u0103ierea copacilor. Activi\u0219tii ecologi\u0219ti de pe facebook activeaz\u0103: \u201cUite c\u0103 se poate! C\u00e2t o s\u0103 mai dureze p\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 fie<\/p>\n

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