{"id":1279,"date":"2016-06-06T12:58:45","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T09:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1279"},"modified":"2016-06-06T12:58:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T09:58:45","slug":"retardatilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/06\/06\/retardatilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Retarda\u021bilor!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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V\u0103d c\u0103 acesta este apelativul cel mai frecvent folosit c\u00e2nd se face referire la votan\u021bii din Bucure\u0219ti care s-au pierdut cu Firea (mam\u0103 ce de calambururi am f\u0103cut noi degeaba toat\u0103 campania electoral\u0103 cu numele candidatei…) \u0219i nu au votat cu Nicu\u0219or Salvatorul \u0219i Proiectele de Aur.<\/p>\n

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Ce mai fream\u0103t, ce mai zbucium! Ce mai geme online-ul de frustr\u0103ri \u0219i v\u0103ic\u0103reli \u0219i c\u0103in\u0103ri \u0219i sc\u00e2ncete de autocompatimire c\u0103..ce?<\/p>\n

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\u201eAoleu, ce ne facem? Am vut s\u0103 vot\u0103m schimbarea \u0219i uite, nesim\u021bi\u021bii a\u0219tia de ceilal\u021bi<\/strong> bucure\u0219teni nu s-au dus la vot iar cei care s-au dus sunt clar retarda\u021bi pentru c\u0103 majoritatea au votat cu Firea. Ne merit\u0103m soarta c\u0103 nu vrem s\u0103 schimb\u0103m nimic \u0219i vot\u0103m aceia\u0219i ho\u021bi.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Ah, futu-i democra\u021bia m\u0103-sii, ce ne \u00eencurc\u0103 voin\u021ba majorit\u0103\u021bii c\u00e2nd nu coincide cu a noastr\u0103. Nu am putea s\u0103 g\u0103sim o form\u0103 de democra\u021bie \u00een care voin\u021ba majorit\u0103\u021bii s\u0103 conteze doar c\u00e2nd vrem noi, a\u0219tia care de\u021binem adev\u0103rul absolut \u0219i credem c\u0103 suntem mai de\u0219tep\u021bi dec\u0103t pulimea?<\/p>\n

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Hai s\u0103 exprim\u0103m scurt ni\u0219te realit\u0103\u021bi, c\u0103 parc\u0103 suntem \u00eentr-adev\u0103r o gramad\u0103 de retarda\u021bi, dar nu pentru c\u0103 a fost votat\u0103 Firea, ci pentru c\u0103 p\u0103rem s\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belegem nimic din nimic:<\/p>\n

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  1. E o vorba care zice s\u0103 fii atent ce \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti, c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple. A\u021bi \u021bipat c\u0103 vre\u021bi schimbare? P\u0103i bucura\u021bi-v\u0103, s-a facut schimbarea! Din 1992 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2016, fotoliul de Primar General al Bucure\u0219tiului a fost c\u00e2\u0219tigat, cu rezultatele pe care le vedem to\u021bi c\u00e2nd ie\u0219im din cas\u0103, de altcineva dec\u00e2t de candida\u021bii PSD<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Ale\u0219i democratic (sic!) au fost nume de legend\u0103 ca: Crin Halaicu, Victor Ciorbea, Viorel Lis (da, bucure\u0219tenii au considerat la un moment dat c\u0103 Viorel Lis<\/strong>!!!), Traian B\u0103sescu, R\u0103zvan Gheorghe Murgeanu, Adriean Videanu, Sorin Oprescu.<\/p>\n

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    De 24 de ani PSD-ul nu a avut Primar General al Bucure\u0219tiului. Sigur, nu ne place Firea, dar asta este o alt\u0103 discu\u021bie, acum vorbim doar de schimbare \u0219i ghici ce, exact asta avem.<\/p>\n

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    1. Cei care nu voteaz\u0103 la fel ca tine \u0219i nu \u00ee\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc afinit\u0103\u021bile politice nu sunt mai retarda\u021bi dec\u00e2t tine, au doar p\u0103reri diferite. Gradul de retard este acela\u0219i c\u00e2nd ai afinit\u0103\u021bi politice \u0219i nu realizezi c\u0103 s\u0103 sus\u021bii un politician, oricare ar fi \u0103la, este simptom de retard.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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      Pentru c\u0103 s\u0103 sus\u021bii un politician crez\u00e2nd sincer c\u0103 este diferit de ceilal\u021bi, este ca \u0219i cum ai merge tu \u00een mod frecvent la o prostituat\u0103 care \u00ee\u021bi place \u0219i ai crede c\u0103 \u201enu e ca celelalte\u201d pentru c\u0103 \u00eeti place \u021bie.<\/p>\n

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      Sigur, dac\u0103 te face s\u0103 dormi lini\u0219tit, po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 nu e ca celelalte. Doar nu uita c\u0103 se fute \u0219i cu al\u021bii pe bani, la fel ca celelalte. \u00cen rest e un \u00eenger de fat\u0103 la fel cum politicianul t\u0103u preferat este un om cinstit, decent \u0219i vrea s\u0103 schimbe lucrurile \u00een bine, pentru tine, c\u0103 e\u0219ti o fiin\u021ba special\u0103.<\/p>\n

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      1. Ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ne-am mobilizat s\u0103 vot\u0103m prin\u021bul pe cal alb, ne-am ales cu Iohannis. Aici nu are rost s\u0103 mai zic nimic, realitatea ne arat\u0103 c\u0103 a ie\u0219it bine de tot. Vezi doar punctul 2 de mai sus, cl\u0103te\u0219te \u0219i scuip\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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        1. Am votat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu doar 33.3% dintre bucure\u0219teni. 33.3%<\/strong>!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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          Perfect matematic, poetic de-a dreptul alegerea a fost f\u0103cuta clar de Sf\u00e2nta Treime.<\/p>\n

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          Da, \u0219tiu, bucure\u0219tenii ar fi trebuit s\u0103 spiritul civic, ar fi trebuit s\u0103 Tudor Chiril\u0103, Andi Moisescu \u0219i Moise Guran, ar fi trebuit s\u0103 le pese tuturor, c\u0103 este vorba de viitorul lor, ar fi trebuit s\u0103 responsabilitate.<\/p>\n

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          Nu ar fi trebuit s\u0103 lase b\u0103tr\u00e2nii s\u0103 hotarasc\u0103 pentru noi, c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei schimbare trebuie s\u0103 te implici, s\u0103 ie\u0219i \u00een strad\u0103, s\u0103 Pia\u021ba Universit\u0103\u021bii pentru Colectiv, s\u0103 Pia\u021ba Universit\u0103\u021bii \u00eempotriva Hexi Pharma…<\/p>\n

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          Dar \u0219tii ce? Pentru c\u0103 nu sunt deloc fericit cu rezultatul de la alegerile de ieri, pot s\u0103 fac ca stru\u021bul si apoi s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng mioritic, sau pot s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 realitatea este c\u0103 33.3% \u0219i Firea.<\/p>\n

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          At\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

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          Iar dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi convine, sunt sigur c\u0103 pot emigra \u00een Coreea de Nord unde t\u0103tucul Kim Jong-un o s\u0103 m\u0103 primesc\u0103 cu bra\u021bele deschise \u0219i o s\u0103 \u00eemi ia de pe cap povara oric\u0103ror alegeri \u0219i a frustr\u0103rilor generate de ele.<\/p>\n

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            V\u0103d c\u0103 acesta este apelativul cel mai frecvent folosit c\u00e2nd se face referire la votan\u021bii din Bucure\u0219ti care s-au pierdut cu Firea (mam\u0103 ce de calambururi am f\u0103cut noi<\/p>\n

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