{"id":1263,"date":"2016-05-23T14:12:24","date_gmt":"2016-05-23T11:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1263"},"modified":"2016-05-23T14:50:48","modified_gmt":"2016-05-23T11:50:48","slug":"m-ati-scos-din-cacat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/05\/23\/m-ati-scos-din-cacat\/","title":{"rendered":"M-a\u021bi scos din c\u0103cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ni\u0219te oameni se duc azi s\u0103 depun\u0103 o cerere pentru a se asigura ca ni\u0219te al\u021bi oameni care simt ni\u0219te lucruri altfel dec\u00e2t le simt ei, <strong>nu or s\u0103 aib\u0103 vreodat\u0103 acelea\u0219i drepturi ca \u0219i ei<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Acesta este singurul motiv real din spatele cererii de a modifica Constitu\u021bia astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se defineasc\u0103 familia ca fiind format\u0103 dintr-un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie. Singurul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>La fel cum \u201cargumentele\u201d lor este tot unul singur: numai dintr-un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie se pot na\u0219te copii \u00een mod natural, deci doar asa e normal.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At\u00e2t! Nu au fost \u00een stare de mai mult, c\u0103 nu au de unde. Restul, daca v\u0103 uita\u021bi la mul\u021bimea de cuvinte pe care o folosesc ca s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 au mai mult de un argument, sunt doar fraze care spun c\u0103 familia este important\u0103, \u00een nici un caz c\u0103 ar trebui sa fie format\u0103 doar dintr-un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>La singurul argument pe care cred ei c\u0103 \u00eel au, r\u0103spunsul este relativ simplu de dat: depinde \u00een ce an ai impresia c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti. De exemplu, cea mai mare parte din anii \u00een care era adev\u0103rat\u0103 aceast\u0103 afirma\u021bie sunt \u0219i anii \u00een care femeile nu aveau drept de vot. Lucrurile se mai schimb\u0103. S-au inventat eprubete.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2016 unii dintre noi am aflat c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 faci copii \u0219i dintr-un fir de p\u0103r dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dai silin\u021ba \u0219i \u00eenve\u021bi c\u00e2te ceva la \u0219coal\u0103, c\u0103 P\u0103m\u00e2ntul nu este plat, c\u0103 se \u00eenvarte \u00een jurul Soarelui, c\u0103 dac\u0103 dai drumul la s\u00e2nge nu vindeci boli \u0219i c\u0103 tutunul nu este medicament \u0219i nici nu alung\u0103 spiritele rele (dovad\u0103 c\u0103 ini\u021biatorii acestei ac\u021biuni sunt printre noi &#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/clones.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1266\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/clones-1024x435.png\" alt=\"clones\" width=\"900\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/clones-1024x435.png 1024w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/clones-300x128.png 300w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/clones-768x326.png 768w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/clones.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dar eu sus\u021bin aceast\u0103 ac\u021biune \u0219i am un argument mult mai bun dec\u00e2t al lor. Dac\u0103 se voteaz\u0103, o s\u0103 ma simt \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it protejat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, auzind c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u00een lume posibilitatea ca dou\u0103 persoane de acela\u0219i sex s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103, \u00eencepusem s\u0103 \u00eemi fac griji. C\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbat \u0219i \u00eemi plac femeile. Iar peste c\u00e2\u021biva ani, c\u00e2nd nu doar c\u0103 ar putea s\u0103 devin\u0103 \u0219i la noi legal ci, odat\u0103 deschis drumul ar putea deveni la un moment dat obligatoriu, eu ce m\u0103 fac?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/running-naked.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1267\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/running-naked.png\" alt=\"running naked\" width=\"267\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu a\u0219 avea o mare problem\u0103 cu c\u0103s\u0103toria \u00een sine, nu poate s\u0103 fie mai dificil\u0103 dec\u0103t cea cu o femeie, dar cred c\u0103 mie mi se va termina c\u0103snicia \u00eentr-un divor\u021b, iar cu asta chiar am o problem\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place ideea de divor\u021b. \u0218i sunt destul de sigur c\u0103 a\u0219 ajunge la un divor\u021b pentru c\u0103 am hemoroizi, un dinte spart care zg\u00e2rie destul de r\u0103u \u0219i pula prea groas\u0103 ca s\u0103 intre \u00eentr-un cur (fie el \u0219i lubrefiat) f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 provoace disconfort.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Deci via\u021ba mea amoroas\u0103 \u00een cadrul unei astfel de c\u0103snicii ar fi compromis\u0103 de la \u00eenceput. Oric\u00e2t m-ar iubi Gheorghe, Vasile, Ion sau cum l-o chema pe viitorul so\u021b, la un moment dat o s\u0103 se sature s\u0103 se vaite el sau s\u0103 m\u0103 vait eu \u00een timp ce consum\u0103m rela\u021bia. Adic\u0103 in timp ce ne futem, dac\u0103 e neclar ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 consumatul, c\u0103 toat\u0103 discu\u021bia este doar despre cine cu cine se fute \u0219i ce drepturi ar trebui s\u0103 ai \u00een func\u021bie de asta.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 sus\u021bin, aprob ac\u021biunea \u0219i v\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, dragi ini\u021biatori. Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 reu\u0219i\u021bi, atunci \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 tocmai m-a\u021bi scos dintr-un foarte probabil c\u0103cat. Literalmente!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Ni\u0219te oameni se duc azi s\u0103 depun\u0103 o cerere pentru a se asigura ca ni\u0219te al\u021bi oameni care simt ni\u0219te lucruri altfel dec\u00e2t le simt ei, nu or s\u0103<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"theme-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/05\/23\/m-ati-scos-din-cacat\/\" >READ MORE<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1265,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nu-gandi-ca-doare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1263"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1278,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions\/1278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}