{"id":1062,"date":"2016-03-17T18:06:33","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T16:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2016-03-17T18:06:33","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T16:06:33","slug":"societatea-curva-si-pestele-ei-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/03\/17\/societatea-curva-si-pestele-ei-cult\/","title":{"rendered":"Societatea curv\u0103 \u0219i Pe\u0219tele ei cult"},"content":{"rendered":"

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M\u0103 simt de c\u0103cat. Sunt probabil de c\u0103cat, c\u0103ci \u00een mintea mea cleioas\u0103 lucrurile care \u00eemi \u00eemput existen\u021ba ca fiind normale, sunt de fapt altfel dec\u00e2t realitatea. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 sunt indiscutabil un c\u0103cat incult, mai sunt \u0219i indiferent \u0219i neputincios, c\u0103 a\u0219a zice \u00cent\u00e2iul Cult al \u021a\u0103rii.<\/p>\n

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Domnul\u00a0 Vlad Ministrul Alexandrescu Culturii face un apel la \u201ctoat\u0103 societatea\u201d s\u0103 sprijine ini\u021biativa lui de a str\u00e2nge bani de la noi ca s\u0103 cumpere o piatr\u0103<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Acum, piatra \u00eenteleg c\u0103 este valoroas\u0103, ceea ce nu contest, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pricep \u0219i nici nu m\u0103 atrag pietrele, fiind cum am stabilit anterior, un c\u0103cat incult. Poate c\u0103 este.<\/p>\n

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Dar s\u0103-mi bag pula, cu grij\u0103, \u00een corola de minuni a lumii (ca s\u0103 nu o strivesc, evident) dac\u0103 treaba asta cu piatra nu este extrem serioas\u0103 \u0219i grav\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Adic\u0103 omul \u0103sta mai cult \u00een cap dec\u00e2t nu o s\u0103 fiu eu toat\u0103 via\u021ba prost \u00een cap, nu face un apel la o parte de societate, s\u0103 zicem partea iubitoare de pietre, lemne si p\u00e2nze colorate. Nici m\u0103car nu face o clarificare referitoare la definirea limitelor \u201csociet\u0103\u021bii\u201d la care face referire. Nu tu o m\u0103rginire geografic\u0103, lingvistic\u0103, religioas\u0103 sau de alt fel. Nu, drag\u0103 societate nedefinita! Abordarea este holistic\u0103 \u0219i mobilizatoare.<\/p>\n

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Fiind nedefinit\u0103, sensul ei larg i-ar putea cuprinde foarte bine at\u00e2t pe micul chinez Tziom Ping N\u2019cur, care face \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103ri Adibas timp de 12 ore pe zi \u00eentr-un sat din provincia Fujian, c\u00e2t \u0219i pe b\u0103tr\u00e2nul inuit La\u2019B Aggiu Esti\u2019Ba care ucide foca din Nunavut ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 ciocate din ea.<\/p>\n

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\"Adibas\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Bine, nu cred c\u0103 se refer\u0103 neap\u0103rat la ei, dar m\u0103 a\u0219tept la Ministrul Curturii s\u0103 fie mai precis\u0103. El \u00eens\u0103 face apel la toat\u0103 societatea. Toat\u0103!<\/p>\n

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Ei, dar c\u0103 nu este precis\u0103 hai c\u0103 mai merge. Ce nu \u00eentelege \u00eens\u0103 capul meu incult este de ce am impresia c\u0103 m\u0103 proste\u0219te \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Adic\u0103telea cic\u0103 \u201chai c\u0103 d\u0103m noi 5 milioane de Euro \u0219i voi str\u00e2nge\u021bi restul p\u00e2n\u0103 la 11\u201d.<\/p>\n

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M\u0103i s\u0103-mi scot pula cu bl\u00e2nde\u021be din corola de minuni a lumii, dar banii \u0103ia 5 milioane de Euro pe care \u00eei da\u021bi \u201cvoi\u201d de unde Labi\u0219ul meu sunt?<\/p>\n

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Eu credeam c\u0103 sunt cumva tot de la noi, \u201ctoat\u0103 societatea\u201d. Hai nu toat\u0103, ca a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu eu un pic mai clar \u00een defini\u021bii: \u201csocietatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 care pl\u0103te\u0219te bani la stat\u201d (am zis c\u0103 m\u0103 simt de c\u0103cat, deci cacofoniile sunt mandatorii). Sau incult cum sunt, nu sunt \u00een stare nici s\u0103 mai \u00een\u021beleg circuitul banului \u00een natur\u0103? C\u0103 dupa tonul pe care \u00eel folose\u0219te domnul Vlad al Culturii, parc\u0103 \u00eemi da \u0219i o flegm\u0103 \u00een ochi c\u00e2nd zice c\u0103 dau ei 5 milioane de Euro.<\/p>\n

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Iar la final, cultural \u0219i filosofic cum pare s\u0103 fie Alexandrescu al Culturii, ne zice clar care sunt op\u021biunile din punctul lui de vedere:<\/p>\n

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  1. dac\u0103 mul\u021bimea care define\u0219te \u201ctoat\u0103 societatea\u201d nu marcheaz\u0103 banu\u2019, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u201cpoporul rom\u00e2n nu \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te ca aceast\u0103 lucrare s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een circuitul public\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. dac\u0103 aceea\u0219i mul\u021bime marcheaza banu\u2019, atunci \u201cva fi un semn c\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benii doresc s\u0103 ias\u0103 din starea de indiferen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i neputin\u021b\u0103\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Io a\u0219 traduce astfel cele de mai sus \u00een limba de c\u0103cat incult pe care o mestec:<\/p>\n

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    1. dac\u0103 nu str\u00e2ngem banul de la fraieri, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt prea mul\u021bi \u00eempotriva noastr\u0103 sau sunt prea mul\u021bi cu alte opinii dec\u00e2t ale noastre, a\u0219a c\u0103 mai bine nu \u00eei sup\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i zicem \u201cok, nu vre\u021bi, asta e, societatea rules, c\u0103 e democra\u021bie\u201d<\/li>\n
    2. dac\u0103 str\u00e2ngem banul de la fraieri, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt mul\u021bi care au pus botul la vr\u0103jeala cu \u201cnoi o parte, voi o parte\u201d \u0219i atunci ne facem c\u0103 avem coaie \u0219i v\u0103 zicem c\u0103 \u201cdac\u0103 nu a\u021bi fi dat bani, mamele voastre erau curve. Dar uite c\u0103 a\u021bi dat, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu sunt\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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      Poate p\u0103rea un pic complicat, chiar tradus simplist de un incult de c\u0103cat, dar \u00een realitate nu este.<\/p>\n

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      \u00cen realitate este cam at\u00e2t de simplu, pastr\u00e2nd curvele \u00een peisaj:<\/p>\n

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      Domnu’ Guvernul Vlad Ministrul Alexandrescu al Culturii Romaniei este Pe\u0219tele, iar noi, \u201ctoat\u0103 societatea\u201d suntem\u00a0 curva lui. Ne trimite la produs dar ne ia bani \u00een fiecare lun\u0103, ca s\u0103 ne protejeze. Iar dup\u0103 ce ne d\u0103 la cinci be\u021bivi jego\u0219i s\u0103 ne umple toate orificiile disponibile, ne mai cere ni\u0219te bani s\u0103 ne cumpere cercei. Dar ne cere doar jum\u0103tate, c\u0103 restul pune el din…banii de protec\u021bie.<\/p>\n

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      \"pimps\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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        M\u0103 simt de c\u0103cat. Sunt probabil de c\u0103cat, c\u0103ci \u00een mintea mea cleioas\u0103 lucrurile care \u00eemi \u00eemput existen\u021ba ca fiind normale, sunt de fapt altfel dec\u00e2t realitatea. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103<\/p>\n

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