{"id":1054,"date":"2016-03-09T11:12:53","date_gmt":"2016-03-09T09:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1054"},"modified":"2016-03-09T11:12:53","modified_gmt":"2016-03-09T09:12:53","slug":"cele-mai-eficiente-neconventionale-metode-de-slabire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/03\/09\/cele-mai-eficiente-neconventionale-metode-de-slabire\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai eficiente (neconven\u021bionale) metode de sl\u0103bire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2 kg \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 1 zi!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Am trecut printr-o experien\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103, pot s\u0103 recomand o cur\u0103 de sl\u0103bire incredibil de eficient\u0103, nu este nici o glum\u0103. Este vorba de toxiinfec\u021bie alimentar\u0103, iat\u0103 cum prebuie s\u0103 proceda\u021bi:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>te c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219ti<\/li>\n<li>iei o por\u021bie de scoici delicioase de la cel mai apropiat restaurant, neap\u0103rat cu mici probleme de prospe\u021bime<\/li>\n<li>consumi cu poft\u0103<\/li>\n<li>a\u0219tep\u021bi cu r\u0103bdare \u00eentre 10 \u0219i maxim 18 ore, \u00een func\u021bie de organism<\/li>\n<li>elimini absolut tot ce este \u00een sistemul t\u0103u digestiv, pe ambele par\u021bi, concomitent, \u00een reprize succesive, timp de 10 \u2013 12 ore. De preferat la toalet\u0103, dac\u0103 ajungi. Dac\u0103 nu, unde apuci. Vei descoperi lucruri care nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 locuiesc \u00een sistemul t\u0103u digestiv.<\/li>\n<li>dup\u0103 10 \u2013 12 ore de activitate intens\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi mai scade temperatura \u0219i po\u021bi s\u0103 redevii pentru perioade scurte de timp erect biped, te c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219ti din nou. Vei avea o surpriz\u0103 foarte pl\u0103cut\u0103, rezultatul este garantat<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ar mai fi cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 metode la fel de neconven\u021bionale. Sunt controversate, imorale (hmm, c\u00e2te din curele de sl\u0103bire de pe pia\u021b\u0103 nu sunt?) dar eficiente f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de \u00eendoial\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Citostaticele \u2013 taie total pofta de m\u00e2ncare, te scap\u0103 de lucruri care adaug\u0103 greutate la c\u00e2ntar, cum ar fi p\u0103rul. \u0218tiu, nu este de glumit cu asta. Ups&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Lag\u0103rele de concentrare \u2013 garantat 0% gr\u0103sime corporal\u0103, se poate verifica \u00een orice fotografie- document. Ca efect secundar, \u00een cele mai multe cazuri se ajunge la 0% greutate corporal\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Solu\u021biile de mai sus nu se doresc a fi dec\u00e2t pure observa\u021bii ale unor aspecte reale. De luat \u00een considerare ca alternativ\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care foarte gras fiind, te apuci \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi pl\u00e2ngi de mila zic\u00e2nd \u201ca\u0219 face orice s\u0103 sl\u0103besc\u201d, \u00een timp ce bagi sub nas cantit\u0103\u021bi industriale de calorii. Acesta este de fapt singurul motiv real pentru care e\u0219ti gras \u0219i nu sl\u0103be\u0219ti. Vorbesc din experien\u021b\u0103, am fost.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/bulimia.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1058\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1058\" src=\"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/bulimia.jpg\" alt=\"bulimia\" width=\"450\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/bulimia.jpg 450w, https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/bulimia-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 2 kg \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 1 zi! &nbsp; Am trecut printr-o experien\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103, pot s\u0103 recomand o cur\u0103 de sl\u0103bire incredibil de eficient\u0103, nu este nici o glum\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"theme-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/03\/09\/cele-mai-eficiente-neconventionale-metode-de-slabire\/\" >READ MORE<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1057,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-regele-e-gol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1060,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions\/1060"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}