{"id":1006,"date":"2016-02-16T16:25:34","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T14:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipatic.ro\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2016-02-16T16:57:53","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T14:57:53","slug":"eroinele-lui-ninel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipatic.ro\/index.php\/2016\/02\/16\/eroinele-lui-ninel\/","title":{"rendered":"Eroinele lui Ninel"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cemperechetorii na\u021biei nu mor niciodat\u0103. Stau ei ce stau \u0219i mai clocesc o schem\u0103 s\u0103 facem pui, c\u0103ci \u00eentotdeauna cantitatea primeaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba calit\u0103\u021bii.<\/p>\n

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Vor s\u0103 re\u00eenvie conceptul de Mam\u0103 Eroin\u0103<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Nu, nu este vorba a\u0219a cum a\u021bi putea crede, de o femeie care a s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it niscai acte de vitejie \u0219i curaj pentru copiii s\u0103i, ergo este eroin\u0103 \u00een contextul \u00een care este \u0219i mam\u0103. Nu, nici pe departe.<\/p>\n

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\u00centr-o lume \u00een care termenul de erou este ata\u0219at participan\u021bilor la emisiuni de talente care au ca singur\u0103 calitate definitorie pentru titlul de \u201cerou\u201d faptul c\u0103 \u0219tiu s\u0103 rezolve cubul Rubik, \u201cMam\u0103 Eroin\u0103\u201d \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 faci mai mult de trei copii. At\u00e2t!<\/p>\n

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Sex vaginal neprotejat, 9 luni de gesta\u021bie, o lun\u0103 pauz\u0103. Se repet\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori \u0219i avem o eroin\u0103. \u00cei d\u0103m bani pe via\u021b\u0103, \u00een fiecare lun\u0103, c\u00e2t \u0219i o medalie, ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 ceva str\u0103lucitor pe perete.<\/p>\n

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Domnul Ninel Peia, ini\u021biatorul cu nume predestinat de ve\u0219nic copil, ne explic\u0103 pe scurt printr-un sofism sfor\u0103itor: \u201cCred c\u0103 o femeie care na\u015fte, cre\u015fte \u015fi se ocup\u0103 de educa\u0163ia a trei sau mai mul\u0163i copii, poate fi numit\u0103 Mam\u0103 Eroin\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Ninel, fecund abundentule, a\u0219 zice c\u0103 avem totu\u0219i o problem\u0103: titlul, banii \u0219i diploma nu se dau pentru crescut \u0219i educat. Doar pentru f\u0103cut. Mai simplu, pentru futut.<\/p>\n

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Eu zic s\u0103 \u00eel sus\u021binem pe Ninel \u00een ini\u021biativa sa. Nu este deloc misogin\u0103, nu reduce deloc femeia la statutul de uter ambulant cu \u021b\u00e2\u021be, av\u00e2nd ca unic\u0103 func\u021bie scuipatul de pui vii pe care s\u0103 \u00eei hr\u0103neasc\u0103 cu lapte produs de mamele. Nu. O face eroin\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\"Eroina\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 moarte, cu siguran\u021b\u0103 fiecare din eroinele lui Ninel se vor duce \u00een Rai, \u00een loc cu verdea\u021b\u0103 unde nu este \u00eentristare, c\u0103ci unde s-ar putea duce eroinele? \u0218i pe acolo s-ar putea s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 cu unii care nu \u0219tiu, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 au salvat vie\u021bi, s-au sacrificat pentru al\u021bii, au murit \u00een chinuri ca s\u0103 le fie altora bine.<\/p>\n

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Ei, fiind altrui\u0219ti din fire, se vor bucura c\u00e2nd vor vedea c\u0103 vine mama eroin\u0103 \u00een locul lor cu verdea\u021b\u0103. \u0218i probabil o vor \u00eentreba: \u201cEroino, ce ai f\u0103cut ca s\u0103 ajungi aici?\u201d. Iar ea, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 \u0219i un pic \u00eeng\u00e2mfat\u0103, pe un ton superior, le va r\u0103spunde: \u201cAm fost futut\u0103. Voi?\u201d. Ei vor r\u0103spunde plec\u00e2nd privirea ru\u0219ina\u021bi de epifania pe care tocmai o experimenteaz\u0103 \u201cAcum ca ne-ai deschis mintea…cred c\u0103 \u0219i noi…\u201d<\/p>\n

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Ah, \u0219i s\u0103 nu uit, m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie o \u00eentrebare, retoric\u0103 desigur: \u00een \u021bara asta, statistic vorbind, cine face mai mult de 2 copii? Adic\u0103 3, 4, 5 sau f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r, f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r….<\/p>\n

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  \u00cemperechetorii na\u021biei nu mor niciodat\u0103. Stau ei ce stau \u0219i mai clocesc o schem\u0103 s\u0103 facem pui, c\u0103ci \u00eentotdeauna cantitatea primeaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba calit\u0103\u021bii.   Vor s\u0103 re\u00eenvie conceptul<\/p>\n

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